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  • vtran
    Nov 29, 03:52 PM
    my christmas wishlist 2010

    this is what i want
    soo ready for an upgrade from the 1st gen ipod touch
    http://www.apple.com/ipodtouch/gallery/images/image2_20101116.jpg#gallery2

    backup for movies and pictures just case anything happens
    http://westerndigitalexternalharddrive.com/exsternal-hd-images/My-Book-Elite-12569530721.jpg

    a 32inch tv lcd or led
    http://www.shoprite.com.au/product_images/o/849/KDL32EX700__14893_zoom.png

    what i really need:
    -new house to come through for my family because we've waited for like 6 months to hear back
    -money
    -clothes from american eagle, forever21, H&M, urban outfitters, and etc...

    most importantly
    -to spend the holidays/any time off from school with my family & friends but especially my bestfriend that moved away this week





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  • alexf
    Oct 18, 04:53 PM
    This quarter, Macs accounted for $2.213 billion in revenue. iPods accounted for $1.559 billion, plus another $452 million in music-related revenue, for a total of $2.011 billion. So, even without counting Mac peripherals and software, music revenue was less than Mac revenue.

    Last quarter, Mac revenue was $1.866 billion, while iPods sold $1.497 billion, plus another $457 million in other music-related revenue, for a total of $1.954 billion for the music end.

    Got it, thanks. Makes sense now that I read the PDF on Apple's site.





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  • RichP
    Oct 24, 07:53 AM
    Just as I said and expected, only minor changes. I think its great Apple is giving 2GB of memory in standard configs, that is hopefully a sign of things to come in the pro line overall.





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  • tristangage
    Apr 8, 10:55 AM
    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5061/5600875094_bc37aeb398.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/tristangage/5600875094/)
    mysterious tennis ball (http://www.flickr.com/photos/tristangage/5600875094/) by tristangage (http://www.flickr.com/people/tristangage/), on Flickr

    Camera Canon EOS 500D
    Exposure 30
    Aperture f/4.5
    Focal Length 105 mm
    ISO Speed 200

    I sit in my garden late at night and take photographs in the dark. :cool:





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  • akac
    Nov 4, 01:20 AM
    I should add that this is the one reason I'm interested in VMWare - native disk speed. I can partition my disk to XP and Mac ala Bootcamp and have VMWare use the partition natively for disk access.





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  • penter
    Jul 24, 08:46 PM
    this sounds very interesting and futuristic. i wonder how you click, or make a selection. it would be pointless if you could scroll wothout touching the screen, but had to touch it in order to click on the scroll wheel.
    im excited though! sounds cool!





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  • southernpaws
    Apr 23, 04:25 PM
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    Seriously? An apple rumors forum is no place fo a shareholder? That's absurd.

    "As you can see 260K people bought HTC Thunderbolt since Verizon started selling them (about a month). This translates to about 3 million phones annually. Clearly the demand is there. Also, you keep forgetting that other phones have swappable batteries."

    If you want to play numbers, the iPhone on Verizon (same carrier as thunderbolt) sold 2.2 million in two months, compared to a quarter million in one month for tbolt. Saying that equals 3million annually 1) makes it compete better with the iPhone over two months on a single carrier and 2) assumes that the numbers remain constant. Being that people are figuring out that the battery life is dreadful (and you forget that the majority of the market doesn't want to swap batteries like it's 1999) and that android phones have a short cycle of being the hottest new thing, I don't think there's a basis to assume consistent sales in line with their opening month. Numbers can say anything when there's no common sense behind it.

    Correction: 260000 HTC Thunderbolts in 2 weeks.

    http://i.zdnet.com/blogs/vz042111a.png

    My point remains unchanged, but thanks for the clarification





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  • randomrazr
    Apr 14, 09:44 AM
    if someone actaulyl waited all this time for whtie iphone 4 than u really got problems XD





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  • kirk26
    Apr 14, 03:02 PM
    Things seem to be smoother with my VZ iPhone 4 opening and closing programs. I always though my iPTouch 4G was snappier than my VZ iPhone but I think they are on par with each other now. This probably has nothing to do with it, but I just did a speedtest and I have yet to ever hit those numbers until now. I was averaging anywhere from 650-1200kbps and sometimes 1500kbps on rare occasions.

    (Picture will resize if it is huge. I apologize. It just takes a little bit of time for Photobucket to catch up.)
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/crazyjeeper/Link%20Stuff/photo.png

    Don't believe it! Everyone here thinks it's lies! :rolleyes: :D





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  • MattInOz
    Jul 12, 12:30 AM
    Precisely.

    If Apple dumped FireWire IEEE1394 for the sake of slimness, it is highly doubtful that they'd re-clutter and fatten it up with Bluetooth (which, after trying for many years (with other devices) I have now considered to be worthless crap). Really - unless one can charge with built-in solar panels (as Citizen (http://www.citizenwatch.com/COA/English/intro1.asp)does with their watches), wireless is a non-issue.

    The current iPod has panache. It is "sessy". Neither word describes MS at all...and it is because of this that the Argo will have a tough time of it.

    As others have said earlier in this issue, the good that will come out of all of this is that Apple will provide us with a better iPod.

    Don't Intel have that new low power low range network chip that does Wi-fi, wireless firewire, wireless usb but only about 10m range they are pushing for home entertainment equipment. Get that build into the iPods (full size to start) and you have wireless that might be worth considering.

    Then replace the dock connector with a magsafe power connector. to make charging a snap. sure you still need to get the battery life up a bit on current. It's starting to look like an interesting revision.

    Yep MS have cash and exposure in other products to be a big threat to Apples iPod cashflow. Although Apple have the momentum, the options and range to keep themselves as first choice.

    Hey I always wonder why Apple don't release iTunes for Playstation, or Nintendo.





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  • maclaptop
    Apr 13, 07:59 PM
    iWhat?





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  • kiljoy616
    Apr 26, 12:14 PM
    Amazon is a better deal then, to bad Apple but not worth the convenience. :(





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  • noservice2001
    Jul 25, 02:52 AM
    come on.... 120GB!!! or more...





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  • bushman4
    Apr 12, 11:04 PM
    Iphone 5 looks to be Apples best kept secret yet!
    If everyone remembers prior to the Iphone 4 release no info either until the beta version was found in a bar.
    This year Apple has doubled up its security and seems as though companies producing the parts fear of losing a contract is keeping everything hush-hush.
    Apple not releasing a new IPHONE in June would really pull the stock into the garbage. It would be hard to make up that lost revenue for the quarter.
    One thing I've noticed about all these September rumors is that none of them have any substantiation. I repeat none.





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  • amac4me
    Jul 21, 12:26 PM
    You can say you made the 8% prediction, but why don't you back it up with some proof? I can say that I predicted Apple would release software to dual boot an Intel Mac but without proof who would believe me?

    Ok photo-video here's the prediction that I made back on April 7, 2006:

    "My prediction is that Apple will have at least 8% market share by the end of the Leopard Mac OS X 10.5 lifecycle."

    Which can be found at:
    http://switchtoamac.com/site/macs-boot-camp-market-share-switchers.html





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  • ezekielrage_99
    May 3, 09:04 AM
    The 8800GS was actually the 8800M GTS, the second-highest model GPU in nVidia's mobile lineup at the time. The HD5750M in the previous iMac was actually a HD5850M or the second-highest model GPU in ATI's mobile lineup at that time. So Apple hasn't been skimping up to now on top-end options. Admittedly, the HD6970M is notable because it's actually the top-end mobile GPU, so we have climbed up a rung in the ladder.

    The issue I think most users have is not the actual chipset which Apple does pick well the complement a fast Intel CPU is how much RAM they put with it.

    Really 512MB is pretty weak IMHO... 1GB should be standard across all models, while 2GB on 27" in a nice addition.





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  • briankeith513
    Apr 18, 10:40 PM
    Correct. Xcode is the Mac OSX development platorm, so naturally it only runs on Macs.

    Ok, well, that's cool. I found a very quick and simple way to enable multi-touch gestures on a pc, without Xcode or jailbreak:

    http://www.icopybot.com/blog/enable-multitouch-gestures-on-ipad-without-jailbreaking.htm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uktPleZ8O8Q





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  • twcbc
    May 4, 05:41 PM
    Well... the iPhone will never dominate market share against Android. It simply never will. You can get Android on many devices from many manufacturers. If market share is your measure of success... Google has it.

    Despite that... Apple sold 34 million iPhones in the last 6 months... and there were plenty of rockstar Android phones someone could have bought instead. The iPhone brought Apple $12 Billion in revenue last quarter alone... is Apple really in trouble?

    And... Verizon is just one carrier out of 100 on this planet. It was inevitable that an iPhone would go to Verizon... but it's a drop in the bucket compared to the rest of the world.

    I said "iPhone dominate smartphone market". What you mentioned is iOS vs Android. They're completely different.

    If Apple did not have VZ iPhone, they will have 0 share outside GSM phone. Apple want the market share to translate into profit.

    Apple is a company who's profit comes, mostly, from selling hardware. So market share of product matters to Apple. Google, on the other side, cares more on OS market share. As long as iPhone still win the "phone market", not the OS market share, Apple will do well.





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  • StuLax18
    Apr 15, 10:19 PM
    Thank you update for making my earphone speaker not work. :rolleyes:





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    Nov 25, 12:53 AM
    gonna be getting this for myself

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    Don't panic
    Apr 26, 06:32 PM
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    gkhaldi
    Oct 24, 09:27 AM
    Hmmm....it is Tuesday isn't it? :)

    Cool my long wait is over. Nice with the bump in ram and FW800 (yes!). :)

    Bummer that theres no 7200rpm HD on 15" and gosh darn it getting hit again with the lame video cards.:mad:

    Oh, well you never get everything...I'll be ordering a 15" soon. Hopefully it wont be a lap burner.

    Am very happy with the RAM but OMG, is it expensive (590� in Belgium) :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Bought it anyways. Would like to find out if I swap that second dimm out for a 2GB, would it run at 4GB of RAM? Any takers?





    John Jacob
    Oct 19, 05:09 AM
    I'm leaning towards MacPhone for the Blackberry/Treo/PocketPC killer with an embedded/lite version of Mac OS X.

    Remember, any Apple product using Mac OS has to have "Mac" in it's name from now on per SJ.

    So consumer iPhone and MacPhone, or, MacPhone and MacPhone Pro, if the consumer phone has an even more slimmed down version of Mac OS X on it.

    Not very likely that a phone product would use a version of Mac OS X, however slimmed down. Mac OS X does not have the real-time capabilities that are required for a phone to handle call processing. Symbian OS, Windows Smartphone OS (based on WinCE) and Linux do have real-time extensions.





    gnasher729
    Apr 25, 07:50 AM
    I would beat the hell out of any dude that was in the same bathroom as my daughter.

    To give you an idea how mentally backwards this attitude is: In what is probably considered one of the most backward countries in the world, in Iran, the religious leaders are completely Ok with a transgender operation. To them, a man is a man, a woman is a woman, and a man or woman who has the bad luck to be born in the wrong kind of body should get help to get the problem fixed.