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  • matticus008
    Aug 16, 04:10 PM
    Adding the Mail style buttons in Preview is just plain wrong, ugly, stupid, bad. If they do that OS wide, I'm skipping the upgrade until someone comes out with a tool like CageFighter to change the icons back like we got for Mail in Panther. If they persist with Aqua, Metal, Unified, Dark Unified and lord knows what else, I'm waiting for a port of UNO to Leopard. UNO has massively improved Tiger by banishing the metal and aqua stripes.
    If that's your opinion, so be it, but the HIG was meant to avoid confusing icons, not create a puzzling array of button shapes. A consistent button (not icon) shape is not an interface crime, and to say it is borders on ludicrous.

    Having all the buttons on a consistent bar is a superior integration of control surfaces and is in fact a useful visual indication of function grouping along what could otherwise be a long strip of control surfaces. It's just a modernized reimagination of the very dated-looking vertical separator.

    Also, the sidebar is a retrograde step too. The drawer in Preview can be resized without changing the size of the content in the main window. You can't do that with a sidebar. It's also white, unlike Mail's light blue. Wrong, wrong, bad, ugly, inconsistent and stupid.
    Sidebars can be changed without affecting the main window if they're implemented properly, but other than that you're basically right, if a bit imperious.





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  • NickkyJ
    Dec 15, 01:14 AM
    installous sounds like a good idea for all you hacks that dont have the 2.99 lol jk jk
    i love this app bye bye safari!!!!!!





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  • dokujaryu
    May 3, 09:19 AM
    I was looking to verify that . . . it blows now that I know. I didn't want to have to spend the extra $200 for HT.

    Hyperthreading hardly matters. It's already a quad core designed to shut off two of the cores for better performance. The minor boost to the i7 is almost always going to be attributed to the higher clockrate and the 2MB additional L3 cache.

    There are some very specific scenarios and synthetic benchmarks that will use 8 threads effectively, but very few real world users will notice any benefit from Hyperthreading. Most everyone will notice a higher clock rate and more L3 cache. It's probably more fruitful for people to decide if $200 is worth 300more Mhz and 2MB additional L3, I would say those factors alone is worth around 11 - 13% performance boost, and constitutes a 10% higher cost.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandy_Bridge#Desktop_processors

    http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/sandy-bridge-core-i7-2600k-core-i5-2500k,2833-16.html

    http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/sandy-bridge-core-i7-2600k-core-i5-2500k,2833-15.html

    http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/sandy-bridge-core-i7-2600k-core-i5-2500k,2833-18.html





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  • AcesHigh87
    Apr 27, 12:08 PM
    It was an employee. You don't need to have 'just a hunch' when most of the media reports confirm this. The employee was fired.

    I can understand not reading the whole thread, but not reading anything and preferring to make up your own version of events is kind of lazy.

    If you look above your post you would be having no reason to assume laziness and insult me in that way which I don't particularly care for. I was simply wishing to weigh in on the situation without reading through all 6 pages since most of the messages contained are rather lengthy. While I can admit I probably should have looked into the facts before replying on them I don't your attitude towards me is entirely needed.

    I wasn't making up my own version of events I was simply making an assumption based off of the attitude I saw portrayed in the video and, yes, that assumption was wrong. A fact I admitted above.





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  • motulist
    Apr 22, 04:41 PM
    Super sexy design.





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  • maclaptop
    Apr 22, 09:26 AM
    QImage (http://www.dailygalaxy.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/17/southpark_scientology.jpg)


    Tom Cruise, John Travolta & Steve Jobs at their finest.





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  • CPTMONK
    Oct 24, 07:59 AM
    the 15inch hasnt got a 7200 hard drive will that really matter cause im gonna buy it and i do video editing but the 17 is too big





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  • kylerey
    Jun 6, 12:17 PM
    It must be a slow weekend before WWDC, because I don't see how this is news. It seems once a year now, somebody reports on this exact story, but with a different app.





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  • SactoGuy18
    Apr 14, 06:47 AM
    In the end, the iPhone 5 will probably be like this:

    1. Will look like a "thicker" 4G iPod touch.
    2. Display is now 4" IPS LCD touchscreen that goes almost all the way the edge of the device on the left and right side when you hold it vertically.
    3. The back will now be grey color, mostly because the back is now a Liquidmetal metal back. We can rule out carbon fiber back due to normally high production costs for carbon fiber parts.
    4. Will have completely redesigned antenna designed so you don't get signal loss regardless of how you hold the device.
    5. Will use Apple A5 dual-core CPU/GPU.
    6. Will use 512 MB system RAM (unless Apple can squeeze out another 256 MB of RAM internally).
    7. Storage capacities will be 16, 32 and now 64 GB of flash memory.
    8. Will use new Qualcomm or Broadcom cellphone chipset that supports GSM, CDMA and LTE so the iPhone 5 becomes a "universal" cellphone.
    9. Will incorporate the latest Bluetooth 4.0 standard connectivity.
    10. Will incorporate near-field communications connectivity that is at least compatible with the Sony-developed FeliCa standard (very necessary for use in Hong Kong, Japan and South Korea).





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  • David Sharpe
    Jul 25, 12:21 PM
    After Jobs walks out, but before he starts the Keynote. Someone should ask Steve to empty his pockets. First the mini, then the nano, this time should be the Video iPod. I am hoping for a couple more things this Keynote.





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  • freeny
    Oct 23, 09:25 AM
    Let the pirating begin....





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  • Tipsy
    Apr 13, 09:10 AM
    well done.

    it is macrumors, after all.I enjoy idle speculation about this stuff as much as the next guy but I still think the old 'everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts' thing should probably be adhered to (and I hope that doesn't come across as snarky to the original poster, and apologies to him/her for [citation needed]ing if it turns out I was wrong).

    Widgets and personalization - not needed. Only nerd losers stare at their OS, being unable to find any better way to spend their pathetic empty life with no purpose.Waiting for you to change the tone when Apple comes out with widgets and custom personalization.You sound like I am against it.Can we take that as an admission that you're a nerd loser who is unable to find any better way to spend his pathetic empty life with no purpose? :D
    If you are, don't worry, we all post here too...

    I couldn't quite tell if your post was serious given how you followed up on it, but I think having better notifications and making better use of the home screen might be quite high priorities from a user-experience point of view. Wouldn't it be helpful to see a Gmail-style snippet of your new emails visible when you unlock your phone? Or possibly a small calendar display so you can see at a glance that there's a meeting you're booked into later? I guess it might be difficult to integrate these things without dramatically reducing the space visible for apps but I can imagine a lot of people having a use for this kind of functionality and Apple is denying people the choice at the moment.

    I still don't quite understand why people are so averse to the idea of a visible file system, as though this means you're going to have to poke around in a directory structure to find a note in Notes, or a song in the iPod or somesuch. It's adding functionality for those who want to use it, not complicating things for people who don't want to use that side of things. I'm sure Apple has the engineering talent to do it.





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  • Travis284
    May 3, 11:41 PM
    iOS 5 at WWDC and new iPhone hardware at an apple special event in September. You heard it here first.





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  • J Radical
    Dec 2, 09:24 AM
    OS X isn't perfect, and it's unreasonable to expect that it will never ever be breached.

    That said, Apple have done a great job thus far. My worry isn't so much individual (trivial?) exploits, but rather that OS X would go down the XP route and require constant patching. The last thing Apple needs is to have to fight fires in the same way Microsoft has had to with XP.

    Security is a key selling point for the mac platform and it is essential that Apple maintain their advantage with the vastly improved Vista fast approaching.

    I hope Apple will address these problems with the urgency they merit.





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  • Crosbie
    Apr 14, 02:19 PM
    The link in this thread still causes me problems:

    http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=12349432

    Though now Safari crashes a short time after showing the white box problem.

    Anyone else able to test the YouTube link in this thread?





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  • peapody
    Sep 12, 07:25 PM
    I think it's fitting that peapody opened this new thread. She bought SO much stuff in the last one. :p Yeesh.


    HEY! :D

    Anyways, my last purchases:

    iPad CCK (no, not cholecystokinin!)


    That was pretty funny - and nerdy! Awesome.





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  • mahonmeister
    Oct 23, 12:35 PM
    What's that other program that lets you run windows without an actual copy? Maybe I'll use that. Wait, are they even supporting Vista or just XP?





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  • peapody
    Sep 12, 06:14 PM
    Following the trend and tradition of our favorite series of threads...the "post your last purchase" threads, welcome to edition XIV!

    Starting this off right! Links for Mods and other interested parties!

    Post your last purchase (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=406860)
    Post your last purchase II (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=450221)
    Post your last purchase III (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=494787)
    Post your last purchase IV (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=547632)
    Post your last purchase V (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=591242)
    Post your last purchase VI (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=631447)
    Post your last purchase VII (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=672226)
    Post your last purchase VIII (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=672226)
    Post your last purchase IX (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=765588)
    Post your last purchase X (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=805111)
    Post your last purchase XI (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=842754)
    Post your last purchase XII (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=884344&highlight=post+your+last+purchase+xii)
    Post your last purchase XIII (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=944269&highlight=post+your+last+purchase+xii)

    Go ahead and post your last purchase, and apparently original pictures are encouraged so we can see what you got!

    And here my last purchase: Shaken green tea lemonade - I quit buying coffee from starbucks to reduce my sugar intake but I needed something to get from the coffee shop!





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  • Plutonius
    Apr 17, 11:04 PM
    I really don't know how I missed him in the list. I swear, I did read it. :eek:

    But then again, nies hasn't signed up yet.





    DaBlackMamba
    Mar 15, 10:38 AM
    Mission Viejo has none left. They had around 25 total but only Verizon and some wifi.





    smugDrew
    Apr 14, 03:51 AM
    I heard the iphone 5 is delayed because the HTC Sensation has sent Apple back to the drawing board.

    Spamming Fandroid.


    I'm happier with a late 2011 release for iPhone 5.

    Will be out of cash after buying MBA'11 and overseas holidays anyway ;)





    CalBoy
    Apr 13, 08:20 PM
    How reliable has Bloomberg been in the past? If they have a good track record, then this could actually be the first good sign that the iPhone 5 is delayed.

    However, the article cites a random Toronto "analyst" as the basis for the delayed 5, and a tweet as the basis for the white version coming soon (in addition to two supposed informants).

    I'm still convinced that Apple has done a good job of tightening up it's leaks this year, and we're seeing desperation from the tech sphere for any news. Does anyone remember the extremely crazy rumors from earlier this year? I have a feeling lots of plugs were leaked at that time, and this could be Apple testing security prior to WWDC.





    Primejimbo
    Apr 14, 08:58 PM
    Oh great. I'm going to have to tie up my Internet connection for a long period of time to update my 4G iPod touch and iPad 2 for the 4.3.2 update. :rolleyes:

    I REALLY hope that Apple does incremental updates of iOS starting with iOS 5.0 to save us from tying up the broadband connection for such a long period of time.

    Wow. If a little 700MB download ties up your internet, I think you need a new internet.

    I am REALLY amazed what people complain about at times :rolleyes:
    Chas2010 is right, get new internet then





    rmwebs
    Apr 28, 04:39 PM
    It was on a slope. I used a guide line in Photoshop and rotated the original photo 0.9 degrees CCW to remove the slope. Check my photo vs. the original.

    (Updated my post, not sure if you saw it)

    Photoshop will enhance/correct photos when levelling so by rotating it you are distorting the image, thus making the results invalid. Its simply not possible to get an accurate result on an image you've had to distort.

    Either way, this is a pointless argument/analysis as its impossible to tell without being able to physically put a few iPhones from different batches together to get a real physical comparison.